Everything I Loved and Hated About GLADIATOR IIHaven’t done one of these in a while…but I’m too late to do a full-fledged video review on the channel so here we go. Here’s everything I…Nov 26Nov 26
New Sh*t November: A Handful of New Movies Releasing This WeekHere’s a list of new movies coming to theaters and streamers this week. Complete with my bullshit thoughts on each.Nov 4Nov 4
I Spent Two Hours Studying Day Fathers Day Weekend Releases So I Had To Do Something With That…My kids will probably tell you I’m a huge nerd. I will prove them right by what I’m about to say next. I sat down this week and mapped out…Jun 18, 2023Jun 18, 2023
VIOLENT NIGHT Movie ReviewA group of bad guys led by Scrooge (John Leguizamo) hold a stupidly rich and literally stupid family hostage on Christmas while they try to…Dec 2, 2022Dec 2, 2022
MIKE SEES DEAD MOVIES: Mel Gibson’s ON THE LINE Review (2022 VOD)Today marks the first piece of content ever put out by my new venture MIKE SEES DEAD MOVIES which will cover movies nobody seems to care…Nov 26, 2022Nov 26, 2022
BODIES BODIES BODIES ReviewIn Slasher/Party/Social horror flick BODIES BODIES BODIES (which is just a fun movie title to say or scream) a group of rich kids somewhere…Aug 23, 20221Aug 23, 20221
ORPHAN FIRST KILL Somehow F*cking Works“Oops, I did it again. Adopted a kid. That wasn’t a kid. And now we’re all dead”Aug 21, 2022Aug 21, 2022
THE GRAY MAN Brought Back 80’s and 90’s Action For A Minute ThereThe Gray Man (Out now on Netflix, even though those fuckers didn’t give us a screener for it) is a brand new action film from The Russo…Jul 24, 2022Jul 24, 2022
Both Can Be True: THOR LOVE + THUNDER Sucks Horribly But Is Also GoodIt seems as though any popular movie these days when discussed online can only be one thing: Absolute dog shit from planet Fuckington or a…Jul 11, 20222Jul 11, 20222
Mel Gibson’s ‘The Patriot’ Is The Mother of all Revenge Genre FilmsBy Mike Holtz (This editorial was previously published in the now defunct Rebeller MediJul 7, 2022Jul 7, 2022
