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Mike Holtz

I Spent Two Hours Studying Day Fathers Day Weekend Releases So I Had To Do Something With That…

My kids will probably tell you I’m a huge nerd. I will prove them right by what I’m about to say next. I sat down this week and mapped out…

3 min readJun 18, 2023

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I Spent Two Hours Studying Day Fathers Day Weekend Releases So I Had To Do Something With That…

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Mike Holtz

VIOLENT NIGHT Movie Review

A group of bad guys led by Scrooge (John Leguizamo) hold a stupidly rich and literally stupid family hostage on Christmas while they try to…

5 min readDec 2, 2022

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VIOLENT NIGHT Movie Review

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Mike Holtz

MIKE SEES DEAD MOVIES: Mel Gibson’s ON THE LINE Review (2022 VOD)

Today marks the first piece of content ever put out by my new venture MIKE SEES DEAD MOVIES which will cover movies nobody seems to care…

5 min readNov 26, 2022

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MIKE SEES DEAD MOVIES: Mel Gibson’s ON THE LINE Review (2022 VOD)

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Mike Holtz

BODIES BODIES BODIES Review

In Slasher/Party/Social horror flick BODIES BODIES BODIES (which is just a fun movie title to say or scream) a group of rich kids somewhere…

3 min readAug 23, 2022

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BODIES BODIES BODIES Review

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Mike Holtz

ORPHAN FIRST KILL Somehow F*cking Works

“Oops, I did it again. Adopted a kid. That wasn’t a kid. And now we’re all dead”

5 min readAug 21, 2022

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ORPHAN FIRST KILL Somehow F*cking Works

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Mike Holtz

THE GRAY MAN Brought Back 80’s and 90’s Action For A Minute There

The Gray Man (Out now on Netflix, even though those fuckers didn’t give us a screener for it) is a brand new action film from The Russo…

3 min readJul 24, 2022

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THE GRAY MAN Brought Back 80’s and 90’s Action For A Minute There

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Mike Holtz

Both Can Be True: THOR LOVE + THUNDER Sucks Horribly But Is Also Good

It seems as though any popular movie these days when discussed online can only be one thing: Absolute dog shit from planet Fuckington or a…

4 min readJul 11, 2022

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Both Can Be True: THOR LOVE + THUNDER Sucks Horribly But Is Also Good

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Mike Holtz

Mel Gibson’s ‘The Patriot’ Is The Mother of all Revenge Genre Films

By Mike Holtz (This editorial was previously published in the now defunct Rebeller Medi

4 min readJul 7, 2022

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Mel Gibson’s ‘The Patriot’ Is The Mother of all Revenge Genre Films

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Mike Holtz

LAST SEEN ALIVE is Gerard Butler’s BREAKDOWN (Review)

I realize this title kind of just makes it seem like Gerard Butler made a movie so terrible he must have been having a nervous breakdown…

3 min readJun 5, 2022

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LAST SEEN ALIVE is Gerard Butler’s BREAKDOWN (Review)

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Mike Holtz

PANIC FEST 2022: THE SADNESS May Be The Most F*cked Up Zombie (?) Movie Ever

Showing at Panic Fest this year (and currently on Shudder right now), The Sadness is a zombie/infection movie from Rob Jabbaz; A first time…

3 min readMay 16, 2022

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PANIC FEST 2022: THE SADNESS May Be The Most F*cked Up Zombie (?) Movie Ever

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Mike Holtz

Mike Holtz

A walking f*ck you to the movie algorithm. Covering the movies nobody talks about. New/Old/Action/Horror/VOD "Bury me with my giant screen TV. "

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